cataput

recently, i have become overly E so much that i have been the greatest L ever
need to act C a bit once in a while
i am going to take part in activities that will make me black black going over to the dark side ):
one day i will be very eligible to be an I’s wife maybe i can even migrate to I and have yogurt based meals with my bare hands (with a million bangles on arms) everyday and wear clothes that will bare my blinding white tummy muffin top to everyone around me  i will be able to wear thick make up so thick that my face and neck are two different colours and i will insist on putting a glittery thing in the middle of my forehead (also the point which my husband will have to kiss me everyday before going to work) (i will also insist that my kids wear it so that i know where to kiss my kids before they head for school) i will live in a house with a big yard but there is no grass, only mud, and i will have a big dog, black, name: Blackie. everything around me must be black black (other than teeth) and we will once a year, celebrate light. which is good because no one will realise how big i am .. until that day. only then, we attempt to take a family photo (with flash).
when my family and friends visit me, i will invite them to cow/ox rides. i hope they can recognise my children.

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